| Houses—U.S.A. |
Houses—U. S.A. |
Houses—U.S.A. |
| COLONIAL:built prior to the second Eisenhower Administration. |
IMMACULATE: kitchen walls not as greasy as the pit floor at Ralph's Garage. |
NEEDS SOME FIXING UP: leg of bathtub protruding through kitchen ceiling needs polishing. |
| GRACIOUS COLONIAL: you can't afford it. |
PATIO: spot near back door where cement truck overturned. |
BROOK ON PROPERTY: goes through the cellar. |
| VICTORIAN: drafty. |
PIAZZA: porch. |
DESIRABLE CORNER: corner. |
| LEISURE HOME: habitable during July and August. |
GLEAMING BATHROOM: bathroom. |
ENTRANCE FOYER: door. |
| RANCH: egg box wearing a cowboy hat. |
VANITY BATHROOM: bathroom with a table nailed to the wall. |
MANY EXTRAS: recent owners left behind rags, coat hangers, half a bottle of cough syrup. |
| RAISED RANCH: ranch set on a slope. |
CARRIAGE HOUSE: garage leaning against '48 Dodge. |
NICE NEIGHBORHOOD: and let's keep it that way! |
| CHALET: ranch set on a steep slope. |
CONVENIENT TO SHOPPING: bay window overlooks an A & P parking lot. |
ONLY 15 MINUTES FROM…: Only 40 minutes from…. |
| OLDER HOME: lists disconcertingly to the southwest. |
$300 TO HEAT: $780 to heat. |
SEEING IS BELIEVING: seeing is believing. |
| COMFORTABLE: small. |
FAMILY ROOM: basement with 100-watt light bulb. |
MAKE AN OFFER: say something amusing. |
| COZY: teeny-weeny. |
| CUTE: itsy-bitsy. |
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